We could sit with you all day over our venti no whip decaf soy latte and crack a million wisecracks over the new National Day Parade theme song for this year, but you never know if Big Brother is watching.
(If he is, hello there! Plz give us some MDA accreditation pl0x.)
So, instead of leaving one of us to go all-out in b*tch mode, we decided to leave that job to — who else — Twitter. Because the best comments come from individuals who have to use 140 characters in the wittiest, most cutthroat manner to get the most retweets and mentions and “OMG NO YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT GURRRRRL”.
Before that, please sit back, relax and snuggle in your onesie for this epic masterpiece:
Now that you’ve listened to the entire thing (if you actually did, four points to Gryffindor!), please enjoy all the lovely tweets we have collated from the Twitterverse. Their reactions are trufax.
Anyone else miss the old Hi-5? Just sayin’.
Darling, I think you should reconsider your wish. Steven Lim in anything is… ’nuff said.
Hahaha DYING. (Pun unintended.)
Brb, finding Elaine Wan Chan for an interview.